069: Davey Havok owns the legal patent to the Bedazzler.
064: In early 2012, Davey Havok climbed a large oak tree in his neighbor’s yard and became stuck several dozen feet from the top. The Los Angeles Fire Department spent four hours trying to coax him down with an assortment of warm beverages before finally acheiving success by threatening to use the hose.
Is that real? I mean, what?!
no omfg
Honestly, he’s fucking weird. It could be true. Who the hell knows anywhere.
:PGuys, this is false.
DaveyHavokFacts make up stupid shit that makes absolutely no sense and claims them to be facts. Why? I have no clue.
So this isn’t true? Well damn. There went my happiness. Damn.
what? why would we make up something like this? of course it’s true…
067: According to the Prostitution and Impiousness Act of 1852, in California, Davey Havok can legally be considered a painted whore and thus banned from places of worship.
064: In early 2012, Davey Havok climbed a large oak tree in his neighbor’s yard and became stuck several dozen feet from the top. The Los Angeles Fire Department spent four hours trying to coax him down with an assortment of warm beverages before finally acheiving success by threatening to use the hose.
